Guaranteed Sex

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Cat Laser Bowling

This one requires careful planning.

Step 1: Obtain laser / Assemble cup pyramide with slippery rag in front
Step 2: Confuse cat by making circles with laser around it
Step 3: After enough circles, quickly point laser at cup pyramid
Step 4: ?????
Step 5: PROFIT